Speaking of Journey

*I sing a lot of 80s music to myself*
Me: Just a small down girl living in a lonely world…
Adam: Where was she going?
Me: Anywhere. She was a location slut.

Speaking of Foreigner

Me: Standing in the rain. With it’s head down low…
Adam: It’s?
Me: Yeah, it’s a dog.
Adam: Jukebox hero is a dog?
Me: Yes, that’s why it couldn’t get into the show. It couldn’t use Ticketmaster
Adam: It all makes sense now.