Pets Adam Shouldn’t Have

Adam: I totally want a polar bear dog cross.
Chelsea: Why?
Adam: It would be so cool. It would be unstoppable.
Chelsea: …
Adam: Especially after I strapped a bullet proof vest on it.
Chelsea:…
Adam: We’d rob banks.
Adam: People would be scared
Chelsea:…
Adam: Then we’d go clubbing

Careers Adam Shouldn’t Have

Adam: I want to be a backup singer.
Chelsea: Why?
Adam: I’d be like “woah woah woah oh oh. Woah oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh”.
Chelsea: …
Adam: And they’d be like “Adam, wow”
Chelsea…
Adam: And I’d be all “yesssssss”